I remember it like it was yesterday.Another event, just like all the others.
One where I’m out cash, have to dance around and wear a silly costume.
Is Ballet and Brownies some regulated
form of torture Right of Passage?
Because every girl dreams of a mop like that…
You ask my Mother and she’ll tell you that
I loved Ballet.
Ya, like a migraine.
So I was trying to think about what teaser I would leave you with for next week. I mean, by now, I’m 12 years old which is half way to 24 and at the rate I’m going, that might just be next week.
I could leave you with “The time my girlfriends and I watched Risky Business for my 12th birthday”. No, the 12 is not a typo. Regardless, I already ruined that surprize.
Or, I could tell you about the time that I moved schools out of my own free will and had to take a bus instead of jumping over the back fence. Which I never actually did but I could have because my house backed on to the school property. I really shouldn’t be using the past tense because my Mother still lives there and my Dad grew up there. We also went to the same high school. Wow, I didn’t
bore tell you a lot.
But if I told you that then I’d need to tell you about the fact that I changed schools to pursue some “Gifted Curriculum” (cause I’m really smart don’t you know). Then, I’d have to share about the time that my Mother made the Reviewers re-check my scores because to quote her “I sure was gifted but not in the ways they thought I was…”.
But that would all be boring and seem like I was tooting my own horn and I
always never do that.
So I think that I’ll leave you with the *first* time that…
“I Tore my Knee Cartilage and had Surgery”
Because I’m pretty sure that with a title like that you’ll be sitting on pins and needles until next week in anticipation of what exciting morsels of literary genius I will come up with.
Besides, I’m running out of stories that I remember
prior to yesterday and it’s high time that you knew about my life as a Championship Downhill Skier.
Get Caught up in the Series, it’s Addictive!
8. I Tore my Knee Cartilage While Highjumping,
7. I Got Migraines to Avoid Ballet,
6. I Cut off all my Hair and gave it to Barbie
5. I Got Kicked out of Brownies,
4. I Pooped My Pants
3. I Almost Sold my Brother for 25 Cents
2. I Was Adopted,
1. I Was Born.