Sunday, August 5, 2012

I’m Not Here, I’m Over There. Where Are You?

While it may appear that I am here, Journeys of The Zoo is officially on summer vacation! Not that it really matters whether it’s summer or not because we lead a nomadic lifestyle and go wherever the wind takes us.

We are so flexible that we were supposed to leave on Friday but as plans usually go around here, they were changed.

I’m not actually sad about that. I mean, it is one less day visiting with my Family at the “Compound” but it gave me some time to wrap up loose ends (which for the record are still pretty loose).

Speaking of which, I’m so busy that I think I need an assistant. I can’t believe I’m admitting this but my toe nails haven’t been painted all.summer.long and summer is pretty long (93 days and 15½ hours, but who’s really counting).

Now don’t misunderstand me. I know that assistants aren’t supposed to paint your toes nails. No, they are reserved for much more pressing issues like cooking French Fries which incidently I am eating right now with Swiss Chalet Sauce but the stuff out of the pouch not the fresh stuff which isn’t as good but I didn’t have any caviar so I had to settle.

If everyone had my problems…

Where was I?

I think I say that a lot.

I’m not sure who needs a vacation more; you from me or me from me.

If I had an assistant, they could tell me.

Besos, The Zoo

4 thoughts on “I’m Not Here, I’m Over There. Where Are You?

  1. Brandi Yee

    Enjoy being away! As for the assistant, if you find a good one, can you ask if she knows another good one….for me! haha! Some days, I wish I had an assistant too…and a hair stylist…and makeup artist…and someone to pick out my clothes :S bahahah 😉

  2. Rene

    Um…hello? FYI, she pays in olives and coleslaw, but it's not too bad when you can get it! Have a great holiday and enjoy the compound. If it wasn't so far in the middle of nowhere we all might come visit you!

    And can I say that your hairstylist would happily paint your toenails if you could bring along a sitter/clown/restraining device for the kids.


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