I am not a fan of cheese.
Everyone seems to have a deep love for this milk product.
People are extremely shocked when I tell them I do not like cheese.
How can you NOT LIKE CHEESE they say?
I do not know.
I just do not like it.
Never been a big fan.
I have never really liked milk either.
I only pour enough into my morning cereal so that it coats the cereal so that there is none left by the time I finish the bowl.
I am strange I know!
But I love yogurt!
Anyway…
I will not eat cheese cut straight from a block.
I will not put a cheese slice on my toast.
I will avoid it at all costs.
I cringe at the smell of that nacho cheese dip.
That slimy, gross, fake, and disgusting smelly dip.
It’s one of my most dreaded smells.
I also don’t like the smell of cheese flavoured chips or nachos.
Yuck!
It makes me gag about as much as the nacho dip.
My dad and brother love both the slimy dip and smelly flavoured chips.
I had to leave the house to get fresh air when they had it.
However, I will eat some cheese.
But only if it is melted.
And on pizza or in a quesadilla.
Preferably mozza cheese.
Yes, I am a cheese snob.
I used to eat grilled cheese sandwiches (made with cheese whiz) but only when heavily drenched with jam on top to try to eliminate the cheese taste.
Now don’t make that face!
That’s how I grew up eating grilled cheese!
It may sound weird but it’s tastes pretty OK!
Better than eating them with ketchup like some of my friends do. Ick!
I remember my Grandma H used to make us melted cheese in a fry pan on her stove top every Sunday after church.
I never really got the appeal but once I had a bite, I thought it was not too bad.
I also like cream cheese.
Especially cheese cake!
Who can say no to that?
And sometimes, SOMETIMES, I will eat the shredded cheese on top of a nacho dip.
But often I fancy myself to be quite crafty by digging underneath all that shredded cheese for the cream cheese and salsa.
Further, I have not let my personal distaste of cheese influence my children’s feelings towards it.
I have always given cheese to them and encouraged them to eat it since they were able to.
And they love it.
Unlike their mother.
The cheese snob.
Brandy is a stay at home, work at home, study at home mom to two very active boys (some may call them insane). She spends entirely way too much time on social media but also loves to read and go for walks for mommy time outs.
Brandy can be found blogging at www.insanemamacita.com. She tweets at insanemamacita and she would be pleased if you “like” her Facebook Page.
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Thank you so much for Guest Posting Brandy. I love your writing style!
As for the topic, I can absolutely, completely and totally NOT relate because like Nanna, I LOVE CHEESE. Every.Single.Kind.You.Mentioned.Above. I remember when I was 14 that when I got home from school, Nanna and I would watch Oprah in the Den while eating Cheez Wiz with a side of Celery (that “levelled” things out calorie and health-wise). Wow, Oprah’s been around for a looooong time.
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Brandy, You're hilarious and I love your writing style. Thanks so much for guest posting.
LOL Brandy…the cheese snob! You crack me up. Ohhhh I LOVE cheese and I'm a huge milk lover. I do know a couple people who are "cheese snobs" as well though, but I'll never hold that against them 😉 hehe. I just love dairy products in general….I'm a Dairy Diva 🙂 lol
Oh man I think cheese is one of my favourite things but… I HATE milk too. I can stomach chocolate milk but even then I would never pour a big tall glass.
Thank you for having me Sarah!
The Cheese Snob… 😉
Tee hee! Love this post 🙂 I'm a cheese fan. Love most cheeses, but mostly I love melted Brie with sweet red pepper jelly on stone-milled crackers.